Inspired by our newfound addiction to Market Warriors, my wife and I ventured to the Kane County Flea Market prepared to haggle our way to the perfect sideboard for our dining room. Finding only overpriced sideboards, and realizing when coming face to face with true market warriors that we’re timid and horrible negotiators, we instead focused our attention on endless tables of trinkets, such as this peculiar set of figurines. Aside from the exposed abs, the father reading with his daughter seems innocent enough. But it’s clear the fellas in the background are hatching a devious plot of some sort.
